Exceptionally ungifted.

Reasons why Fionaa Ee Ping Ping has been fat since Primary One.

1. At the tender age of 3, I had Ovaltine powder mixed with condensed milk for meal in betweens. It was so good, I swear when I think of it now - it's like euphoria.
2. I skipped TAF club all the time.
3. I was so fucking fat and lazy that I made my driver carry my bag to school every single morning.
4. In the good ol' days of St.Nicks' we had ice cream, no I mean real ice-cream not the gay kinds you get from Wall's. Like bloody gallons of them in tubs. The norms bought them at a dollar but I was a smart aleck and paid two bucks because I wanted more cream to fill the fattie up.
5. Then there was weekly brunch sessions at whichever hotels.
6. Everyday after school, my driver would come pick me up and we'll be off to Thomson Yaohan (the name non-existent now anyway) where I meet my Mom in the salon. And I'll buy 2 chocolate donuts at the 4 leaf-ed bakery thingy.
7. Then there are supermarket shopping sprees where even two damned trolleys aren't enough for our 'essentials'.
8. Every Saturday night, we'd rent an LD (also non-existent now) and watch it till 2 or 3. And the whole family (this was when Dad was still part of us) will drive out in the middle of the night in our pyjamases' for our midnight suppers.
9. After school in when I was still in St.Nicks', I camped at MacDonald's outside with a bunch of friends and I'd treat them with Extra Value Meals. I was such a tyrant I tell you.
10. I bought 2 bucks worth of WanTan's (can u imagine each at 20c) and 2 bucks of the delicious chicken they have. HELLO TELL ME HOW NOT TO BE FAT.
11. When I was bored Joll and I would buy snacks to eat upstairs in class. But I was always the crazy one with the egg mayo sandwich. I sometimes wonder why I'm still alive.
12. Then there was the sinful Curry Chicken Bee Hoon. Waa lan eh, that's good stuff man.
13. When everyone was out in their PE attires, I'd feign a faux tummy ache and not want to exercise. I had silver in Pri4 subsequently I had bronzes. Haha.
14. Then there were free high teas at the fashion shows Mom had secret invitations to. The Har Gao was all MINE!
15. I had a Coke everyday.
16. And I had Bandung at home every night.

I'm disgusting everyone! Haha. Yucks I was such a sick child.

fionaaa made love @ 22:36